Yesterday Heavy D, Banks and I went to the CACTUS MOON SALOON in Everett, Wa. Next to us a table away, were a group of maybe 10 people, probably, on average, 27 years old.
Why these people were annoying:
1. If you are over 21 and male, you are not supposed to drink Jello Shots.
2. If you are a man and have absolutely any self respect, you are not supposed to drink Pudding Shots. Pudding Shots are lil mini Dixie cups filled with white paste that tastes like strawberries and Kalua. You eat said paste with a tiny lil spoon, like one of the taster spoons at Baskin N Robbins. Except smaller. Basically the most effeminate thing you can eat in the most effeminate way possible.
3. People are still wearing Alexander jerseys? Really?
4. Drunken cheering and chanting. Can be either funny or terribly annoying. It becomes terribly annoying when you either A) act like you just found out about football and have learned all the special "Seahawk" chants B) start yelling whenever a flag is thrown, even when it is "obviously" (if you are watching the game, understand the rules of the game, etc) on the opposing team or C) try to incite crowd chants like "Beastmode" or "Seahawks". Boss up and think of something creative, then start shouting.
5. Look, Marshawn Lynch's fucking nickname isn't "Beastmode", he ENTERS the Beast Mode when he runs and breaks tackles, stiff-arms a motherfucker or runs over somebody. When he has a nice 6 yard run, that is not Beast Mode. Marshawn Lynch is one of the tightest players in the game right now , but he is going to get ruined because a bunch of dumbasses are going to like him and cheer for him and talk about him 24/7. Remember when saying "Bling Bling" was tight? Let's not have that happen to Marshawn.
Speaking of Marshawn, here are three videos I watch at least twice a week (a lot more if I get drunk during the week):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDd5DPAGoCk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w8M3lzsW9g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2uN28EJRlA
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